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Badger Bowl

A bowl of weed with droplets of wax buried within.
Hey man, you wanna smoke a badger bowl?
by tke2020 April 15, 2021
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Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.
Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.
by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024
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Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole
Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.
by Wolfballz July 24, 2025
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badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020
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Badgers Oven

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.
by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025
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Beef Badger

Sex position where the female fixates her feet behind her head (for easy access) and the male eats her out.
“Yo, I gave her Sarah the old beef badger last night
by Bbldrizzycb May 21, 2025
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Honey Badger

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger
by HoneyBadgeDontCare August 17, 2019
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