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School

would you rather go to school or prison?
they're the same thing anyway
by ABadEye October 15, 2017
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School

A fucking prison that tortures you and forced you to do work and is gay as shit.
School kid: ScHOoL iS FuN

Cooler school kid: NO IT ISNT SCHOOL IS A FUCKING PRISON
by AutisticNeighbor October 3, 2019
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School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life
Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot
by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020
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school

a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth
teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell
by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022
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school

a place to see the firey depths of hell and become satans minion.......

ANNNNNNNNND make enemies and to make friends that you will never see again when you leave school.
Person 1: Ugh, school!

Person 2: I know right, It's fucking hell
by dating5sos April 28, 2015
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School

a fucking waste of my precious roblox time🙄 the math is just a whole other story! like wtf how is

argih3g23747 x ( -3845749876346482354396750768492763489 x 327359437 divided by 373459) x hgweihf384 gonna help me in life. ITS NOT! and the ela is also ridiculous why do i have to write a whole fucking essay about how emily ate a piece of pizza. the science too! like you think i wont remember the four seasons i dont need to know the exact second of the most recent person who took a fat fucking diarrhea ass shit on earth. i dont wanna fucking be albert einstein when i grow up. what if i wanna be a fat fucking pig who eats potato chips and plays roblox all day. social studies.... I dont need to know about early fucking men and how they survived like i dont give a fuck about how they fought 8638243578 lions to eat everyday. now i just pull my fatass up to the drive through of mcdonalds and get my chicken nuggets. physical education though.. i dont see the fatass teachers doing jumpingjacks! most of the time they're lazy fucking asshole just sits there the whole time watching us sweat our asses off doing pushups. they force you to play soccer with these hoes that cant even kick the ball straight and they get pissed off when someone doesnt pass the ball to them everytime. they need to go back to kindergarten to fucking share and stop whining everytime they dont get their way. then you will get an F IF YOU DONT FUCKING PARTICIPATE.
school is a piece of shit
school is a waste of time
i hate school
school makes me mad
by maddie_1873 November 1, 2021
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School

A building that you go to 6 hours a day 5 days a week and learn about weird shit and get tortured
by Itsnick59 March 2, 2017
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