A person who uses his/her fingers to bring sexual joy to someone else by inserting one or more fingers in the other person, bring them to a orgasmic state.
by JoeLove101 February 25, 2008
When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
by Dingle123 August 06, 2008
a german sex toy, that is worn on the finger(s) covered with bumpy, latex nodes for optimal pleasure,that can be purchased at any restroom/trainstop in Germany for a modest fee, payable in Euros.
- "I totally gave your girl some latex lust finger... and now she's totally into me!"
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
- "Haben eine lust finger fur meine mushe."
by Patrick Reis December 10, 2005
When fish and chips are ordered in a chinese take away and they ask you if you would like salt and vinegar.
Chinese assistant :Salty finger sir?
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
Customer :What?
Chinese assistant :Sal-ty fi nger...
Customer :You mean salt and vinegar?
Chinese assistant :Yas sir, salty finger.
by Grant_man February 16, 2009
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by Angry Jon January 15, 2012
When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.
I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.
by Magnoodle October 10, 2007