tires

slang for shoes; usually basketball shoes

i got some new tires

tires by blest December 7, 2006

Tred 

The top part of your foot below your shin. Usually hurts like a bitch when it gets stomped on.

Man, you just kicked me in my tred!, Man, I think you shattered my tred

Tred by Mike Blumberg June 28, 2008

Spare Tire 

Playing off the expression third wheel, fifth wheel, etc. A spare tire is a person (male or female) that you bring with you on a date. If the date falls through or you're not having fun, you rely on the spare tire to get you through the night.

Ya she was a total bitch. Good thing I brought Gabe along as my spare tire.

Spare Tire by Dick Breaker April 23, 2010

Tored 

Tired and bored

oh man, im so tored, im gonna go to bed..

Tored by katyaisthebest November 29, 2010

Tiresome 

A sexual encounter involving tires. Similar to a threesome, but with tires.

Justin is chaffed and covered in friction burns from an erotic tiresome last evening.

Tiresome by Phil Korn November 7, 2010

Trauma-fucking-tized 

1. to experience extreme trauma
2. to be totally fucking traumatized by something

Me and my friend were hanging around outside this building and some dude jumped out the 10th story window. I was totally trauma-fucking-tized.

Trauma-fucking-tized by Nick L. January 13, 2005

flat tire

1. a impotent man

2. a flaccid penis

3. a stupid or useless person

4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe

He narrowly avoided becoming a flat tire.

flat tire by The Return of Light Joker January 15, 2011