flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

tired

colt green

he is tired

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 12, 2022

tire

A Nickname for someone named Tyler. There are also other nicknames too! Here is the list:

|Tire

|Tireton

|Tidepod

|Tidalwave

|Typewriter

|Tomato

|Turnip

|Ceiling Fan

| Ritz Cracker Box (don't ask.)

| Trashbag

| Dumpster

| Trampoline

Person 1: "Hey Tire."
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*

by basil_underwood December 20, 2023

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

Spiked Tire

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.

After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.

by a random person who u dont kno September 16, 2014

Flu Tire

A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.

Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.

by asajfkl June 28, 2022

Tired

if its called being tired and theres the word tire is when your not tired represented by a blown up tire and when you are the tire is deflated??? And if so is the D in tired for deflated?

im tired asf

by thicccccc boy August 12, 2020