Bro thinks he's Ishowspeed

The definition of someone thinking that he is Ishowspeed ,a person who is famous for his insanity, random noises and his talking ben videos. This word is usually used to reference the famous Ishowspeed copy,, whiteboyem.

"Bro thinks he's ishowspeed. He's probably going to be the next whiteboyem."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

HATE TO THINK

1. The phrase coined by J. Collotta in late summer/early fall of 2006. After we stopped wondering what it was that she hated to think, we all began using the phrase because we are unoriginal and cannot think for ourselves. Or we just hate to think for ourselves. One day in Latin I sent a note to K. Teahan stating that hate to think should have its own AIM counterpart, like 'lol', and 'h2t' was born. Then there was an h2t gang sign that can be seen on J. Collotta's myspace. The phrase 'hate to think' can be put before or after any word formation or be used solo. It is an answer or a question or a statement that is appropriate for almost every situation. It is also a complex chemical formula that one can put on a chemistry test when one doesn't know the answer.
'h2t' can evolve into 'h2i hate to imagine' and 'h2ft hate to fuckin think' in extreme situations

2. The term should not be confused with 'Love to think' which was J. Carper's early retaliation to J. Collotta's statement. 'Love to think' can be used the same way as 'hate to think' before any word formation or on its own as a statement, but is a more positive and therefore less popular phrase because of our human tendency to hate everything. The aim version is 'l2t'.

1. HATE TO THINK my best friend blew my boyfriend but I LOVE TO THINK he busted in her eye and she is in the hospital.

2. For AIM:
CottonCandyMan: h2t no one commented on my nude pics on facebook lol
SpiderWebs233: sux dude but l2t that hot gay minister at church added me on friendster
CottonCandyMan: lucky

by twinkmasterbaby December 10, 2008

Don't Think It Too Deeper

A grammatically incorrect sentence

Santi, don't think it too deeper

by DatsSk8erBoi October 9, 2017

Stink and Think

When at work you take an extra long bathroom break to enjoy some alone time.

I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go stink and think.

by stinkerthinker May 30, 2018

I’ll think about it

I’ll think about it is a word used by mostly teenage girls and some guys to say “NO”. The word mostly means no, and you can usually know if they mean no, or are genuinely going to think about it by their tone of voice.

The word is usually used when asked for something, for example:

Guy: Hey bro can I have some candy?
Guy2: I’ll think about it

Guy: Hey, you’re cute, want to go out with me?
Girl: I’ll think about it.

by wulfyyyyy January 25, 2020

A proper think

To wank over.

"I'm going to have to have a proper think about her."

by FeloniousMonkey October 21, 2020

Non-drinking thinking

Serious and clear headed study of a tough problem that must be solved.

I need to do some non-drinking thinking before I get another tattoo.

by The Tom dot com January 15, 2022