LinkedIn-Zoned

If you apply for a job or internship, and you get turned down, but the hiring manager or person you emailed offers to add you on LinkedIn, "for future reference". Akin to getting friendzoned, as you don't get what you wanted but the person is too nice to say no, so they offer a weak thing to make up for it.

"How'd that application go Joe?"

"Not great man, the HR rep told me I wasn't fit for the job, but she suggested we get connected on the job network site because she felt bad. I hate getting LinkedIn-zoned".

by LinkedIn Guy January 28, 2020

shmoingus zone

A phrase used to describe a feeling of complete mental release while smoking marijuana. To throw one's social cautions to the wind, and act in a state that represents the most primitive desires of the mind. Zany, crazy, Kooky. Out of control, and feeling good about it.

blazed baked stoned fucked up blasted

Man, Eduardo went crazy after he smoked that blunt.

Yeah, he hit the motherfuckin' shmoingus zone, biatch!

by Marcus Ricci May 2, 2006

the smooch zone

When you have that one friend and your conversations are getting a little flirty, and their touching you more then usual
and their giving you the look and you know their into you and your into them then you go into the smooch zone.

Girl: Me and Brian watched a movie and he went into the smooch zone with me. It was amazing

by Ushas June 17, 2018

Glove Zone

Slang for Hands, used in a flexing way to bragged about your latest or current designer cops

five ring flex on my glove zone

by Daddy Lupin April 28, 2020

gay zoned

When your crush turns you down because "she's gay", being unable to come up with a better excuse.

"Dude how about you get off that Valorant shit and get your ass to the gym, you've been gay zoned like thrice now."

by papapair123 January 7, 2023

Bean Zone

A place that used to be a community of funny, dubious and righteous things. A place created by someone who many saw as a legend. But then, out of the blue was ruined by a furry with a dumb badge and a gay agenda. Thus crumbling all things great about the server and ruining the man himself, Mart

Beans of the bean zone

by royal_fuck_up October 4, 2021

Robin Zone

Named after the character in popular television show, How I Met Your Mother, this is a zone in romantic engagements where one end has severely messed things up, but managed to regrow the relationship into a healthy friendship with some romantic possibilities.

I fucked things up with her man, now I just want to get her into the Robin Zone...

by The_Opening_Band January 27, 2015