russian popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got a Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 22, 2008

Bloody Russian

A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.

wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."

husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."

wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"

by taylor TWIGG January 27, 2009

The drunken russian

When you realise that the anus you are licking is not as well-washed as expected, you pretend to kiss the respective person and finally vomit straight into his/her mouth.

As Peter tasted some sort of salty sunflower seed on his toungue, which he had undoubtedly licked out of Ivana's anus, he did the drunken russian pressing his lips on hers and emptying his stomach into her mouth.

by RussianIgor July 27, 2011

Russian Bot

An excuse for leftists and never-Trumpers that don't agree with what Trump supporters/Right-Wingers say online, can't come up with anything factual, or have a good counter-argument.

Also can be used for trolling reasons.

*Commenting on a YouTube video*
User Comment: Look at all these Russian bots trying to defend Drumpf.

by TT_Raven March 15, 2018

Russian Gasmask

Similar to an Iranian Gasmask, except the penis is inserted into the "wearer's" mouth, instead of the balls

Man, they might not know how to ice skate, but they sure do make good gasmasks.

or

Baby, I feel our love needs to be taken to the next level, so please let me give you a Russian Gasmask.

by The Blasstard June 11, 2006

russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.

Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.

by dj_monged August 2, 2004

Russian Snowboard

The act of having sex with the man positioned behind the woman on the top of a large flight of stairs. Just as the male ejaculates he pushes the woman down the stairs and rides her face first to the bottom.

Man: I gave Jimmy's mom a Russian Snowboard and she has been in a coma for three weeks. How is she doing?
Doctor: She'll never walk again...
Man: Epic...

by RSB4L March 22, 2010