have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

Biggest pp ever

It is a HUGE pp Bigger than d

the Biggest pp ever goes into anime girl

by KokakolaLOKIbUSSIN October 19, 2021

Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever

lucidxadrienette/lovin_Dahl is the most talented editor in the whole entire world:) Her edits are amazing

Lucidxadrienette is the most talented girl ever

by tessabrooks 🤠 February 09, 2019

Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

hottest mf ever

owen c. <3

the hottest mf ever is owen c. <3

by fruityhayden October 03, 2021

Worst Day Ever

1st of July, when unfortunately The Blade died.
I hate to wake up to this

Friend- Man today's Worst Day Ever
Me- Yeah dude I hate to wake up to Technoblade's death

by Luciffrrr July 01, 2022

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 03, 2023