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Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.
Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz
by Craig Matz August 5, 2021
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Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible
that guy is acting like a craig shafto
by njp31 January 18, 2023
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Craig

Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
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Johnathon Craig

No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
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Craig Davies

A pedophile, molest little kids doesn't like to play not jet packs cods, got recycled nudes from a girl, thinks he is the best at everything, loves the word "nigger" does not know how to use it moderately may god help him loves being a weeb and hentai
by Miikayl November 18, 2016
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Craig

A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
by VERMILLIONN April 17, 2021
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Craig Moore

Biggest trapstar fan ever get a new jacket every week.

Trapstars next model.
Ps he has a small flute.
But looks drippy
by Craig moore December 26, 2021
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