Stratford school academy not only is a shitty school in terms of teaching but also is filled with snakes hoes and boys who think they’re prestige. No one likes anyone but they all act like they’re in la la land. Everyone including me thinks they’re the fucking shit. If you’re white, gay, bi etc don’t even fucking bother considering coming here because you will NOT be tolerated. We love black. Even to the point to where your shoes coat blazer and even hair accessories have to be black. Or expect Mr Seager or Mr Pratt to track you down and fuck you up. The teachers are clapped. The students are of another species. 100% would recommend
by hoehoehoes December 25, 2018
Such a shit school were all the student are forced to be dressed up as bumblebee and are suffered and treated like prisoners 🤢 if you want to get a taste of ark boulton academy follow the instructions below:
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
by Rani 😂❣ December 15, 2018
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An absolute piss take of a school with pedo teachers and fake lasses who think they have big tits because of push up bras
by Kenzie Mann April 17, 2019
Person 1: “dude what school do you go to”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
by MoldyWaffleHouse September 09, 2021
ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
by H8school332 November 13, 2019
A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.
Bob:What school do yu go?
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
by My name Jeff 🥴 August 27, 2019