Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

Test d'ingresso

A test intended to limit the access to a given course, most commonly medicine

-Giulia, ti prometto che studierò per il test d'ingresso a medicina.
-Lo spero per te!

by Gioele November 21, 2021

Two test

The act of putting two testicles in your mouth.

“Eh bro you ever played that game two test”
“Huh”
“Two testicles in you mouth, bitch. Ha”

by Chuckes March 14, 2022

Test Anxiety

The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing

Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.

by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022

Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.

After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

The Oreo Test

The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.

I just passed the Oreo Test!

by NoSkillJoe July 21, 2021

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021