German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010

Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

Ginger Surprise

When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.

That Ginger surprise really hurt.

by smellydude March 4, 2011

Spaghetti surprise

When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.

I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!

by McQuiver February 6, 2010

Surprise Roast

To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.

'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.

by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009