pre-panda

A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.

The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

Panda cat

It's a human or panda cat that can have nine lives and be asian, black, and white but also most who are a panda cat don't know until the age of 15 and probably shouldn't know until their 8th life

I saw a panda cat eating bamboo and died then came back to life 3 times until I took away the bamboo from it

by Tony dew December 30, 2013

Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.

Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".

by Charlie_H November 5, 2011

Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

PANDA PAWS

Afro American Negro male's hands that are half black and half white or Albino like (ala Michael Jackson like).

Hey LaQuanda, LaTrelle put his panda paws on yet another new girlfriend he got pregnant recently. Sad to say she got a terrible beating as a result of his big ole typical panda paws, you feel me?

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo August 11, 2014

panda joe

a cool way to say pendejo

dan: morris your such a panda joe

by morrislikesthesausage July 10, 2010