king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.

How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.

by queenb254 May 13, 2015

Boba King

The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.

Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.

by BobaKing September 05, 2019

King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.

S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher

by Moochington the third May 22, 2020

King Dedede

The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.

"Who just stole all of our food?"
"Oh that was just King Dedede."

by ThePumpkinGhost April 01, 2022

king cobb

A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"

The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.

by kornydog2 April 15, 2014

Rightful King

Loki Laufeyson of Asgard.

Loki is our Rightful King.

by Kacchan_420_277 January 02, 2020

King Von

A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.

LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No

LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL

by Mansnothot69420! November 04, 2022