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Kick-Fight

When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.

Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate

During kick fight:

Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
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Lag Fighting

When you are fighting with someone over AIM or Facebook Chat and in the time it takes you to type your response they have typed something else, and you send it after that topic has died.
Person 1: texting is for winners!!
Person 1: why dont you ever text?
Person 1: it is soo much easier!!
Person 1: OMG that reminds me.... i was texting jake yesterday and guess what he said??!

Person 2: NO! TEXTING IS FOR LOSERS!
Person 2: lol lag fighting.
by Avenator14 November 10, 2010
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Poon Fight

When two or more trashy women fight each other (typically shown on the Jerry Springer show or on other talk shows)
That poon fight was awesome.
by Papa McNasty April 28, 2023
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Fight me

Used when you have an opinion that you will stand by no matter what, and that you'll fight someone about.
"Blue is better than red, fight me."
by AstroIsOffline August 28, 2021
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Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018
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Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.
It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!
by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015
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fight-magnet

Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.
Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.
by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016
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