Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Closet Evacuee

A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.

(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)

Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.

Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.

by MR. Jamisen October 28, 2007

Out of the closet

It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.

That object is out of the closet!

Mark: Did you hear John came out of the closet as a homosexual?

by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 9, 2018

closet boy

1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.

Oh no! The bots are beating us! We need a closet boy!

by _ December 9, 2003

Mexican-In-The-Closet

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

closet drinker

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

by annonymous2u March 1, 2011