Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
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Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
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Get the bible mug.A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
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