Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

Panda Popping

Panda Popping is when a girl chucks a drink over a guy after he has groped her in a nightclub.

Charlie: "I just panda popped that guy... he stuck his hand up my skirt. WTF!"

Paula: "Haha... you love panda popping".

by Charlie_H November 5, 2011

Panda cat

It's a human or panda cat that can have nine lives and be asian, black, and white but also most who are a panda cat don't know until the age of 15 and probably shouldn't know until their 8th life

I saw a panda cat eating bamboo and died then came back to life 3 times until I took away the bamboo from it

by Tony dew December 30, 2013

Lazy panda

Somone that is Shitting and vomiting at the same time on the toilet.

Stacy got food poisoning and is totally is a lazy panda

by Nindmcnin June 4, 2015

Panda Parade

A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.

I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.

by Oilrag September 29, 2009

Dirty Panda

Dirty Panda is when you continue to hump someone’s butt and you moan like a Panda. You then cum your partner and start getting real dirty. Let’s not get into too much details ;)

“Dang, I wish I was her. She is such a dirty panda.”

by IdontNeedANameNow May 11, 2020

Panda San

Incredibly awesome super-human being that often runs around beating random people with large chunks of bamboo.

People living in Mid-Michigan are often targets for the Panda San

by Panda San June 21, 2008