Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .

"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."

by odin_191 May 18, 2015

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

Mannequin Wank

When you see a mannequin wearing some sexy article of clothing, go home, and have a wank.

Person 1: I was at walmart the other day.
Person 2: and?
Person 1: I saw a mannequin in yoga pants, went home after and had a mannequin wank.

by Squidissued October 19, 2019