Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

thot chop

When sexual actions occur between the male and his partner while he has his penis climaxing in their throat in the midst of a horizontal throat chop.

“Duuude I totally thot chopped her last night and it was the best!”
“Hey don’t do that or I’ll thot chop you!”

by John Atkinson May 21, 2019

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020

Booty chops

Typically said to accidentally gaslight ones friend

guy1: bro booty chops
guy2: what? booty chops?
guy1: it's a thing, look it up
guy2: literally go die

by Joeseph0 July 30, 2023

slap-chopped

To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.

I just totally slap-chopped this salad!

by Kari206 January 19, 2010