Skip to main content

Teerkating

When a male contorts and twists his testicles to have the appearance of a meerkat.
Woah, Olafs balls look atrocious! He must've been Teerkating.
by ThatPenismancer June 27, 2024
mugGet the Teerkating mug.

teenager

mfs who are between 12 and 18 years old and have the ability to goon
teenager: *goons*
parent: STOP GOONING
teenager: fuck you
parent: *gets belt*
teenager: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
mugGet the teenager mug.

teenage dipshit

a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)

the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
mugGet the teenage dipshit mug.

teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue
Parents are quick to teenager their children.
by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025
mugGet the teenager mug.

Tiernan McCory

a sexuality in which you are strictly attracted to old plus size men. This sexuality comes with many different kinds of fetishes such and feet and ear fetishes
I think Im going to come out as Tiernan McCory
by _CNKG_ January 15, 2025
mugGet the Tiernan McCory mug.

teenage boy’s worst nightmare

a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.
lucy: we’re like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare!
rosie: lmao real
by xoxoivy March 27, 2025
mugGet the teenage boy’s worst nightmare mug.

Teenage Rage

It doesn't matter whether it's silent rage, an outburst, or straight-up rage, that shit gets you planning straight-up crimes and murder.
Random Adult: Why are you talking back? I'm the adult
A random stressed and aggravated teenager *showing signs of teenage rage*: You may physically be an adult but right now I can tell you are mentally and emotionally a child! I mean you are a grown adult yelling and arguing with someone years younger than you! I wasn't even yelling or doing anything! I was just trying to do my fricking homework!
by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025
mugGet the Teenage Rage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email