teen girl starter pack

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷

“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”

by haru_ko April 13, 2024

Teen

Bean

Teen

by The Kcin February 21, 2019

Teens getting stabbered

LOVE TO SEE IT!

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2024

gay teens

when there are 13+ year olds who are attracted to the same gender.

teen 1: hey are you gay?

teen 2: yea i am!
teen 3: oh thats so cool, friends??
teen 4: gay teens are so cool.

by riley 🕊 March 21, 2022

teen

a lazy idiot who can't be bothered to go to school

george is a teen

by csbchvzv,cvcdv,cv November 4, 2022

Teen Spiriting

When you accidentally shoot cum into your mouth while listening to grunge music.

Yeah, Kyle's been acting weird lately I walked in on him Teen Spiriting in his dorm room.

by Ungkingi September 18, 2021

Teen Mommage

The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.

That chick needs to wrap that shit up before she has to deal with teen mommage.

by Jbabyj September 2, 2016