Table Pusher

When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.

Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)

by Fat Naruto November 4, 2019

Tadeáš

A dude with a giant cock

It was such a suprise, when I found out he was a Tadeáš

by tasek November 21, 2021

tabletop

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.

Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!

by High school Pimp January 20, 2022

side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

Loon-Tablets

Can be associated with drugs, normally used when someone is very hyper........

<girl 1> Omg! Shes so hyper!
<girl 2> Omg!yeah, It's like shes a loony on loon-tablets in loon land!

by Melanie!!!!!!!!!<3 December 9, 2008

Cocktail Table

The small of a girl's back, especially when you place a drink on it when getting her form behind, doggie style

That girl is so big I could put an entire six pack on her cocktail table!

by Doggie King August 17, 2011

Championship Tabled

A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.

'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'

by The Original Mason September 10, 2011