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Facebook mother

Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 13, 2016
mugGet the Facebook mothermug.

welfare mother

A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.

Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.

They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.
The welfare mother is a failure at life.

Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.
by kekeked March 30, 2009
mugGet the welfare mothermug.

Mother Chip

In a bowl of nachos, The large chip that has all the toppings on it (bean dip, sour cream, salsa) etc. You dip all the bare chips into its toppings. If eaten, you could die from eating all those bare chips.
"Dude you just ruined the nachos!"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"
by Kidd_Freshh July 8, 2009
mugGet the Mother Chipmug.

mother crusher

Put simply, a polite way of saying mother fucker when in the presence of people it may offend.
by Nelly nel nel May 21, 2006
mugGet the mother crushermug.

Mother Bitch

The bitch of all mothers. The meanest bitch of them all. A really mean person.
by Timay December 25, 2002
mugGet the Mother Bitchmug.

Mother McCready

Something my co worker says when he's pissed off because he is fucking crazy!!
by Ollieman April 17, 2011
mugGet the Mother McCreadymug.

Mother Ginger

When in an area accompanied by small children and feeling a profound need to scream obscene words, use "Mother Ginger".
"Argh! Mother Ginger! That was my toe!"
by Sammage October 18, 2004
mugGet the Mother Gingermug.

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