Billy Simpson

A large man who will eat you out of house and home and also such a hoot.

My fridge is empty, bet it was that billy Simpson

by Kulkin June 6, 2020

Lord of simps

Lord of simps is a person named Pablo

Wow see that guy over there his name is lord Pablo aka the lord of simps

by Ran2489dom March 3, 2020

O J Simpson

1. An star top-notch football athlete.
2. A man who was like "man, I'm black, don't be racist" and sticks guns to his head while racing down highways with the police in pursuit all for sporting entertainment.

O J Simpson likes gloves that don't fit, because the jury must acquit.

by Matt Mapplah January 15, 2009

oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 19, 2006

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman April 20, 2016