Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat

“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”

by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus April 1, 2011

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023

surfing the line

surfing the line V. Under the effects of some anti-depressants. You are not really happy and not really sad. You are surfing the line between.

Hey Fred how ya feeling today. Meh so-so I'm just surfing the line.

by aserath October 22, 2008

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010

Badge Surfing

Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.

This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.

Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.

by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022