lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Bunny Suit

Bunny suit may refer to:

A Cleanroom suit for use in cleanrooms
An NBC suit
An outfit worn by a Playboy Bunny
A costume that resembles a rabbit

"His girlfriend was into bunny suits. No not a cleanroom suit you weirdo"

by Edouar July 6, 2018

Birthday Suit

A suit worn on one's birthday.

Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!

Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!

by dictionery May 20, 2022

scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.

Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.

by QuacksO March 19, 2020

Suit Snoot

A temporary attitude of snootiness brought about by the wearing of a suit. It is mostly men who are affected by this phenomenon.

Did you hear the way that fella spoke to me? His trouble is he's got suit snoot.

by Arthur Denton 2008 February 23, 2009

The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

toot-suit peter

The best black market decal in rocket league.

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.

by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021