Little Suicide

Self-induced orgasm

Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.

When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.

by MaiWai August 28, 2013

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Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

by disturb October 5, 2021

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Suicide Tire

Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.

Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.

by countingcards November 28, 2017

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Victory Suicide

To celebrate winning with instant suicide. Used in video games more often than real life.

After Timmy won the race, then he drove his car off the cliff, committing Victory Suicide.

by MASTER SPORK May 6, 2011

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Pancake Suicide

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.

When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.

by ASKLFLDFLKJDSF March 22, 2011

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financial suicide

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

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