dock surfing

DockSurfing; extreme alternative sport, not for the faint hearted. Heavily influenced by skate & surf culture, with elements of Punk and Hip hop. Some degree of Danger involved, wipeouts commonly resulting in knee and ankle injuries, and in one particular case permanent brain damage. The Good news is there are no fatalities ..... yet!!!!

"Clarence & I went dock surfing the other day, it was awesome."

by MichaelFromFiji February 4, 2008

surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008

geo-surfing

traveling the world and finding treasure in a giant balloon. an activity mainly for people who haven't "thank" all day.

Megan went geo-surfing because her blue Prius was broken.

by Shaniqua Walters May 16, 2008

surfing the line

surfing the line V. Under the effects of some anti-depressants. You are not really happy and not really sad. You are surfing the line between.

Hey Fred how ya feeling today. Meh so-so I'm just surfing the line.

by aserath October 22, 2008

folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.

Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.

by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016