Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

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boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.

Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.

by @duckoff February 16, 2017

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stone cherry

Hardcore virgin, untouchable

Remember that one chick she wouldn't give it up, what a stone cherry...

by handy454 October 5, 2016

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Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.

OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!

by Fogle67 January 26, 2018

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Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.

You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.

by ochrann January 10, 2020

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