Social Status

a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people

"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"

by LORD FIRION February 4, 2010

Simba Status

when a cougar is after a young male,his in simba status.A young man who is being chase by a cougar

#1:Bro what happened with that cougar last night
#2:I was in Simba Status

by AHR22 September 16, 2011

meatball status

State of having no, or very little money- roughing it, bumming it, etc.

"Lost all my money at the blackjack table. I'm on meatball status for the rest of the trip."

by Webster Dic June 1, 2007

relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.

"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."

by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012

Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011

Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006