Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Wank Station

It is a place where people go have a wank (pleasuring themselves). So it is like a train station, but instead of trains, people come and go. For example some people could consider their Wank Station to be the shower in the bathroom.

Yo, Vlad, Where have you been?
Srry, I was as the Wank Station.

Really? You must be a real shower wanker!

Hell Yeah!

by wanking May 16, 2017

Ginger's pull station

Ginger's pull station- a bloody mustache made from after having sex with a woman on her period. She scoops her p**** with the tips of her four fingers then swipes a man's upper lip.

I guess John doesn't know he has a Ginger's pull station. Just wait till you looks in the mirror.

by 59diemond March 13, 2025

play station 5

The biggest console since your mom

Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."

by Jakeslayer September 13, 2022

3:30AM summerhill station

The notorious centre of TTC blumpkin activity. Amidst the dark corridors of summerhill, sucking and gagging can be heard echoing alongside wet shitting.

"I'm craving a quick Level 2 Blump tonight, babe. Where should we meet?" "Well, 3:30AM summerhill station, obviously."

by Bøgdan April 14, 2024

Defication station

Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.

Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.

by Theshattalker March 19, 2017