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poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"
by Eveklue April 6, 2022
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Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
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Choccy Squirts

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
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Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020
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Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*
by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024
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Rainbow Squirt 🌈

noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.
Bro, I totally gave Jennifer the Rainbow Squirt 🌈 last night!
by TheKing0320 April 22, 2022
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Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
by Butter Mike June 1, 2020
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