Squidding

Skwidd-ihng
1: A substitute for kidding
2: A synonym for freaking

You've got to be SQUIDDING me!

by B!zzl3ch@p May 17, 2019

squid on the dock

To pull out and ejaculate on a women's belly or back.

Wow, I had great sex last night . . . I flipped a "squid on the dock".

by sigbjornfjord March 20, 2019

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019

Squid

An uncool individual, someone who is normally a GDI

Lets booze, do not be a squid.

by NotaSquid17 September 23, 2019

Squid

noun. skw-id us sailor
1. A port jumping, beer drinking, tail chasing, foul mouthed, salty sea dog that can be found on any US war ship defending freedom. Thrives on salt air, angry women and mid-rats.

Im proud to be a Squid.

by Dozer1966 October 9, 2019