Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.

That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!

by cpetkunas February 23, 2019

Ceasar squeeze

The upset stomach that results from eating anything from Little Ceasar's. Usually has a 75% chance of occurring.

Ceasar squeeze, hot n' ready for the toilet. Just $5.

by WastedOM June 7, 2010

Squeech

A Hybrid word rooted from words; Squeal, and screech. A loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.

Guy 1: Dude did you just hear that squeech that Kelli just made? It friggen peeled the paint off my car!

Guy 2: (dead)

by 123123keepitup123 June 17, 2010

Man squee

When a man get's so excited, he wees a bit and moans like he's having sex.

Whenever I hear the announcement about the beer fridge being open; I wee a little, then I man squee; and start running.

by Simothesquallid March 4, 2011

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

squeeb squab

The colloid-esque residue that remains after the action of "Squiffle Squaffing". In Which the sweaty nutsack from the squiffle squaff, leaves gelish particles resulting from bacteria and concentrated semen excretions on the forehead.

Tom: Ahhh someone squiffle squaffed me.
Bill: Yes!, I can see the Squeeb Squab glistening on your forehead.

by Sniderman & Smitty January 16, 2009

squeeg

To urinate; espesaily in a car was drain

"He went to take a squeeg

by Alex, Ricky, Cody, Stan, and Medlin April 3, 2003