squadcest

to have sexual intercourse or make out with a member of your squad

Monica and Chandler from Friends totally committed squadcest in London

by pepperoninips November 23, 2014

squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.

"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."

by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015

Squad Girls

A group of basic white chicks that you will see at any high school. They constantly speak of Starbucks and block most of the hallways with the smell of pumpkin spice and listen to crap pop music. You can get rid of them by introducing AXE body spray into the mix. Careful, this method is dangerous.

Dude watch out. The squad girls are coming. You can hear their Ugg Boots and smell the Frappuchinos.

by jzbolvan August 7, 2018

Squad Rape

When you are playing a Battle Royale game such as Surviv.io or Fortnite and your team gets destroyed mentally and physically in game.

*Team Dies* Dude we just got squad raped in the bum hole!

by Ashajwn9846 May 16, 2019

Squabed

A unit of measurement to prove to your significant other that you love them most (however much they love you plus one) finally ending the I love you more debate. Must be claimed by one member of couple at begining of relationship.

Annie-"I love you most baby"
Jessie-"Well I love you squabed so all your love for me plus one"

Annie- uggg damnit ok

by Gagerage March 22, 2020

Squad battles

1. A place where neeks gather because they cannot play real people, they find solitude in beating a fucking computer on beginner difficulty.

2. Like division rivals but for those with no friends and lots of time.

“Did you see Charlie playing squad battles?”

“Eww what a nonce”

by Div_rivals_gang October 12, 2020

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009