Herpes Spreader

1. Someone who spreads herpes

2. A term used to direct someones attention away from a potential mate

Guy1 to Girl1: Hey there sweetheart how ya doin this evening

Girl1: Good your looking handsome

Guy2 walks up to Guy1 and Girl1

Guy2 to Guy1: How ya doin you ole herpes spreader?

Girl1: Thinks OMG thats not good

Girl1 to Guy2: You wanna shoot some pool or something

Girl1 and Guy2 walk away from Guy1

by cornholous February 19, 2010

eagle spread

A person is eagle spread on the bed. They make an x shape. One hand on a post the other hand on the post next to it and same with your feet.

I tied her up eagle spread.

by Fish dough April 14, 2014

Cheek-spreading

The act of spreading someone’s cheeks and eating there ass 🤤🤤

Person 1- brooooo...last night was amazing man, my girl let me do the cheek-spreading technique on her man

Person 2-god damn man, Alissa is a hoe tho. She did that with 3 other people before you

Person 1- wait what??

by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019

Spread the Jam

If you say or do something that a living person would disapprove of, you cause that person to "spread the jam." This is similar to having someone "roll in their grave" except for when the person is alive.

If you eat beef, you make Oprah spread the jam.

by Josh Goldston October 28, 2006

Spread eagle

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle

Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle

by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019

Man Spreading

Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.

Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!

by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020

cunt spread

An extremely vaginal referance to the actual organ itself, but primarily, a name to call your freinds after they do something that meets your disaproval.
Note: A name that involves the word "cunt" in it, really needs no explanation. You are expressing some sort of emotional or physical angst.

"God! Tim why do you have to be such a cunt spread all the time?"

"You just ruined my killing spree you cunt spread!"

by Mr. Walter November 7, 2006