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speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.
Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens
by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008
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Speedy

Make shift cab, cheaper, but also much, much more sketch. Common around the Niagara region in Southern Ontario
We didn't have enough money after getting our 40's, so we had to take a speedy to the party, man was the driver crazy.
by m2L September 1, 2008
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Light Speed

IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.

However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.
by regs_ October 27, 2004
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high speed chicken feed

a common drug in middle america also known as meth or tweek
hey dude did you get any tweek yah it runs clear lets get high
by james July 20, 2004
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speech impediment

An Italian with no hands.
My Italian friend John has no hands, this is a speech impediment for him.
by chuckina May 20, 2009
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dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".
"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"
by carolinalovesit September 2, 2007
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speedlight

n00bish fan-girl who knows nothing about anything, including SoaH.
Oh crap, another speedlight joined. Let's get out the banning stick.

:P

(mess with SoaH, mess wit' meh)
by Zin December 23, 2003
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