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Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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soft fail

Not quite passing, not quite failing. Enough to leave you wanting more, if any.
Ty recognized his attempt was a soft fail and wondered if there was a pill that could help him.
by Ignite! July 10, 2016
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Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.
Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.
by Meltör September 1, 2019
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soft crush

Something that is had between two people who constantly talk about each other and platonically flirt.
"Is Lucy dating Salem?"
"No, it's just a soft crush"
by TheRealDaquan December 21, 2016
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Soft Serve

My brother gave me soft serve yesterday; I totally soft served me mum
by Chasadia April 19, 2019
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Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."
by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007
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