Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

Snackastrophe

when you have eaten double what you intended.

You have gone to the shop for 1 pack of kettle crisps and they are on bogof and both bags have been devoured. Snackastrophe!
(originator) J,Allen

I have just had a snackastrophe.
What a snackastrophe.

by getshirty December 11, 2017

snaak

Original word for a marijuana joint. Still used by the Dutch from Haarlem.

A: Pass me that snaak!
B: You know how this works, wait your turn.
A: All right, fair play.

by Jonas Krekel May 18, 2018

snack snap

When you send your friends a snap of a SNACK

(the human kind)

"I really wish you would stop sending me snack snaps of that news anchor, you're the only one who thinks he's hot."

by snackinator69 March 8, 2018

Snack Em Up

Method for obtaining a significant other after screening essential criteria; nice penis; pleaseurable penis; ability to provide intense orgasmic relief.

When you meet the right guy you just need to Snack Em Up. After screening multiple candidates when you find the right one, you need to Snack Em Up.

by Dingbat Leader July 20, 2018

Snack and Jack

When you get to work and all there is for you to do is, snack on food and jack off.

I just plan to snack and jack today.

by Themopshot August 22, 2018