slife

A shortened version of "that is life", commonly used by people who don't care about other's problems

Jane: "dude, my mom found my stash and they're sending me to boarding school"
Bob: "slife dude"

by meltdownX March 2, 2004

Stick Shift

When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.

Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!

by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008

shifts

Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

sift

Verb. To relax, kick back for a while

I'm tired - I really feeling like sifting for a while

by Standoc September 6, 2007

Sifty

When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime

Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.

He wrote on the chalkboard with chalk and immediately felt sifty.

by JAN JAN THE DANCING MAN January 11, 2009

shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about

Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?

by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019

Shifty

A Shifty is a person that thinks he's the best, blames other people for his mistakes and doesn't understand that people do not always have time for him of things he's busy with. He generally gets mad at the people he doesn't understand.

Me: Hey, I can't make it tonight, sorry. (For let's say: Battlefield clan war)
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?

by PoisonousCarrot November 18, 2013