salty dog

seafarer / pirate

He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!

by olyeh March 13, 2009

Silly Soup

Silly soup is the cause of all things good in the world. It is like the primorial ooze - but instead of evolving into humans, it creates happiness! Anyone who doesn't like silly soup has no soul. Fear them.

Silly soup - Ambrosia for non-Greek gods.

by Daniel Stranger October 9, 2004

hawaiian salty dog

Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.

Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.

by Mick 'Normous and Jon Dough January 11, 2014

big silly goose

A person calling you a 'big silly goose' is basically the gay way of saying "You're an asshole"

gay guy: Oh be quiet you big silly goose!

Strait guy: Shut the fuck up you gay ass bitch!

by YoshiMaster December 31, 2016

salty sam

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by franc black May 9, 2008

silly cones

silicone breast implants

"check out the massive silly cones on that bitch"

by ayer tekh sistym January 12, 2009

Silly-date

The act of dating someone during your early to mid-teens when you have no idea what you're doing and are simply going through the motions.

Guy 1: How do you know Tasha?

Guy 2: Oh, we used to silly-date back in 8th grade.

by thesecondcontrecoup February 26, 2009