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Sheet Angels

an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.
My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.
by Jeromeerome May 8, 2024
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Jack Sheet

Laminated pic of à naked female sent to inmates in jail that they trade for comasary such as Ramen noodles and smokes
Damn, Jason got his hands on some good Jack sheets.
by Sillyswallows April 17, 2019
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shitty sheets

Derogatory term for a businessman with an excessively large head who has a penchant for defecating in inappropriate places
Fucking Shitty Sheets has done it. We love his Shitty ways”
by Gyppo Gypsy April 10, 2020
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Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.
I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.
by Swanee June 15, 2018
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Sheet it and Yeet it

1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.

2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
Imma get on Tinder and find someone, cuz I need to Sheet it and Yeet it
by whoDunnit2 September 28, 2020
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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
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Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.
Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet
by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012
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