screwing

shmexs
what else would it mean?
i mean yeah screwing stuff in to a wall i guess

"I was on my period whilst he was screwing me, when he pulled out it was red and white, so i gave him a Russian Popsicle to make up for the mess"

by not-a-racist December 19, 2022

confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.

He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.

by magentaorange June 21, 2016

screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.

There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice

by sendhelppls August 21, 2021

Because screw you, that's why

Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.

Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!

by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020

Rusty Screw

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.

2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.

This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.

Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.

by drankinzailor January 5, 2019

Mowed down by the screws

Arrested.

Popularized very briefly by Archie Bunker.

Lester got mowed down by the screws at Occupy Wall Street today.

by LightninRon November 7, 2011

glued and screwed

In a bad situation

"If you date her you will get glued and screwed."

by maffison Herman March 9, 2021