surprised on sunday

When you get drunk on saturday night and go home with a dog-ugly person and wake up next to them on sunday. you take a shit on their pillow and run for the door. Theiy're surprised on sunday!

Jodie was surprised on sunday when the smell of shit woke her up.

by jsmithua September 7, 2006

Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

cranberry surprise

N. - Any unexpected blood (usually from a menstrual cycle, but sometimes resulting from sores, ruptured lesions, etc.) that covers, but is not limited to, the phallus of an unsuspecting recipient.

After they both climaxed like never before, he/she was dismayed to find that she/he had left him/her with a cranberry surprise.

by Socrates the 410th January 24, 2010

Ginger Surprise

When a male ejaculates and shits into a bowl of chicken noodle soup, mixes it up, and proceeds to feed it into a sleeping Ginger's (male or female) butt hole as they sleep.

That Ginger surprise really hurt.

by smellydude March 4, 2011

Surprise Roast

To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.

'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.

by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009

altoid surprise

oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.

He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm

by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008