sluterage

A pack of sluts

She was feeling fierce strutting her stuff with her sluterage.

by Jko April 21, 2016

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salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

by snotalie August 17, 2016

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salted

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

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Usually this is performed when a guy does it to a guy as girls are not really into it so tangled guys nuts means licking sucking almost kind of like the word roasting for a minimum of 15 minutes to up to a half hour Before blowing the shit out of them

After John passed out from being drunk he got his ballls sauteed nutts. Mike spent 40 minutes performing sautéed nutts

by TheBestfeelingbyfsr June 7, 2016

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Sautenism

The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.

"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."

by LackingInSomething August 25, 2016

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