Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.

by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025

Root me

Getting frisky/humping- not sex exactly, but close to. Aka like ‘freak me’

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!

Guy- hell yeah let’s go!

Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!

by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

Rooting

Sucking the clit through a gap in the teeth. Getting the clit by the root.

Let’s go back to my bedroom for some rooting. I was rooting this girl, she left, and never contacted me again.

by KenziZumba May 5, 2025

Ghetto Root

A hostile black person.

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.

by Red Android June 12, 2018

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.

You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.

by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019

square root

Simple tool, all there is to a person, the root of a simple problem basically insinuation of dumb or a basic person basic b**** or or less than.

She sent him the square root symbol basically meaning he was simple or basic or shallow. He was a ham head she said... Half of the man he could be... Or easily cuz he's closed-minded red because he's closed-minded like a basic math problem LOL she laughed... Square root is a basic symbol for a algebraic equation!

by Saucy girl#333 August 25, 2022