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Homeless Rolled

When someone without a permanent residence takes advantage of another person, usually with romantic intentions, and then dumps that person as soon as they get the material object they wanted.
For example- a guy whom has been sleeping on a girl's couch (because he doesn't have a place of his own) talks a girl into buying him a winter coat because he doesn't have one and then dumps the girl as soon as she buys one for him. Then she has been "homeless rolled".
by ClockworkAnge November 30, 2009
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phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.
Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!
by Rulacho September 4, 2013
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Roll Cats

Succeeding in a competition with great ease and to a level of high significance. Traditionally used in the cultural context of Forensics.
"Good luck in your round."
"Dude, I'm going to roll cats."
by Skullpep January 22, 2012
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Peanut Rolled

Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!
by Purple Pete September 2, 2021
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hooker roll

1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.

2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"

Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
by Shankmode August 15, 2010
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roll-sidle

When a big-time consultant physically rolls his office chair into your cube (or office) to annoy you with something pointless. The result is usually a feeling of anger and physical harm is entirely possible. This is different from a regular "sidle" which does not include a chair, but rather where the BTC (big time consultant) lingers annoyingly for no reason. Think of Lumbergh in "Office Space" rolling up "Peter... what's happening!"
"That fucking douchebag consultant keeps roll-sidling me all fucking day.... can't someone give that guy something to do! How many times is he gonna come over and tell me the stories about his old job?"
by Salty_Salty May 5, 2005
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pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
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