Roach

Leave a spark patch with your knee

Man, I need a new visor, cause you Roached in front of me.

by DJ October 23, 2003

Roach Stompers

those ugly orthopedic lookin Fila shoes that every basic white girl wears

ewww do you see Karen she’s wearing those “roach stompers” again.

by sExYvEGan1 August 7, 2019

nextel roach

wen ur joint gets reallllly small and u cant hold it nemore coz ull burn ur fingers...u just stick it in the antena of ur phone and ther u go.. the nextel roach

Hey! leme borrow ur phone so i can smoke my nextel roach.

by Roachumz December 26, 2005

My Buddy Roach

A largely known norteño rapper from the west coast florida area. Currently locked up cuz he's so cool. A tattoo artist, and a man whore. cuz he's so pretty. great freestyler.

Lyrics to one song...
Talkin shit,
spilling lead.
Empty clips,
wearing red.
Thinkin that I'm tripping with that coke instead.
better leave just so you left....

Another One...
Bitches in the back,
see they dont even know where they be goin.
following the g's and i dont even think they know them.
but its all gravy just grab a random lady and maybe you'll be so as to lucky to get two...
drunk bitches makin moves goin up and down on you what the fuck you gonna do when you drunk a cup of goose feelin good to the booze you gonna wake up in the back of a caprice with your dickies to your knees saying bitch get offa me.....

jit 1: damnz can you understand my buddy roach?

jit 2: no but it sounds kool.

by glen and billy October 18, 2008

Roachrace

A flaming homosexual who cant run a 25 man raid and try's to steal other peoples hard work

"Im roachrace, i love cock"

by icaris April 5, 2009

German Roach Job

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

by Heinz345 August 12, 2011

Roachin'

a person who at work intentually slacks because they know they can get away with it.

That Bamma always be roachin' me

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008