redneck mimosa

A bud lite with and orange slice

“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”

by Hammer_tango May 22, 2018

redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”

by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018

redneck skank

A redneck that fucks everything that they see. Probably has every possible hiv put there.

You're a redneck skank

by RedneckSkank April 26, 2017

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017

Redneck 401k

"Investments" which are really purchases of toys or other contemporary collectibles hoping their asking price will be worth much more via eBay, Mercari, etc.

My friend bought three LEGO® sets of the "scale" version of the Millennium Falcon ($800 each) for his Redneck 401k. Why? Because he thinks he can sell them for at least $2000 each in a few years.

by Maggi Picayune February 18, 2021

Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn August 12, 2013

redneck island

the redneck version of a long island iced tea; made up completely of mass types of moonshine

"whatchu drankin?"
"i got me here a redneck island YALL DIGGITY"

by throwinhunnits September 26, 2013